It was a bright Saturday morning….I woke up around 6am after a long day at work the previous day, as usual, I brushed, picked up my booth and jersey, called Sesan from the other flat……….”Guy, its time for field”……………….
We walked down to a secondary school pitch close to our house (That’s where guys play soccer every weekend)……..There were not too much people for set that day so we ended a bit early like around after 10. I went home straight with sesan and two other guys from the field but instead of the guys to go to their house straight, they decided to chill a bit at my place. We were so tired.
Suddenly, the someone opened our main gate, for my mind “oooohhhh, this people have come again”…..Sesan quickly said “Guy, abeg I dey go shower abeg”…………All the other guys started grumbling too…..i had no option than to wait as they started approaching us and I couldn’t stand up again as it will be so embarrassing to them………..”Awon oloshe wo leleyi gan”…………It was two guys and a lady that walked into my compound….the two guys carried hand bag which comes from their shoulder down the side of their thigh…..One of them was on suit fully kitted while the other put on just pant trouser, shirt and tie to match it up. The lady put on a blue shirt and black skirt with a black big bag..no make up or anything…………….
Ordinarily, this was not the first time am seeing them coming to preach for me but I was not just in the mood that day at all………they approached us and it was all joke here and there…they preach a bit and we sometimes change it to politics with them and talk about life generally…..Jokes do come in at interval and the lady seems to be a bit friendly likewise the guys too……what we thought will be a boring moment was actually all fun except from the fact that we were drinking and offered them part of it which they declined. They even preached to us to stop drinking as it was not a good idea and is a sin to God…”Oga, leave that even Jesus turned water to wine”………………
Before we knew it, it was almost like an hour we have been discussing, they gave us one of their pamphlet to read through and digest as they make their way out of the compound..It was during this moment one of the guy said
Guy 1: “Guy, una no see dat babe bottom…see as e dey roll they go, this is bad mehn”
Guy 2: Una think say I dey listen to the preaching before? Na her endowed bweast I just dey look since oooo….the babe carry no be small
Me:Na God go save una…..this one na JW ooooo…..dem no dey do that kind thing oooo
Guy 1: Forget that one abeg, na dem dey do am pass
Guy 2: Tolu na confirm SU oooooo………………and u no hw many times I don collect pass for her body
Me: which Tolu b that?
Guy 2 : The same one wey you know now….wey dey stay Anthony street..
Guy 1: Na lieu
Me:Guy, $get that one, no be the same tolu wey I know…..the babe dey too saint jare and no be like you she fit fall for
Guy 2: Una dey doubt me?
Me: Yes now…………..who go believe you…..
He brought out his phone, scroll to the picture gallery..what we saw was alarming…different pics of tolu lying down on his bed, the one they snapped together and all sort of romantic bed mood pictures..we were totally convinced that he has actually done something with Tolu and it was a great surprise to us. (That’s life, never trust any babe…………ALL BABE HAVE THEIR PASSWORD, ONCE U ARE A GOOD HACKER, U CAN DEFINITELY HACK THEIR SYSTEM, GET THEIR PASSWORD FOR FREE ACCESS).
My guys left me after a while and I started doing some house chores and all other stuff (Bachelors life), I ate, sleep till later in the evening when I decided to visit some friends in my area…Need to say here that am a gentle guy to the core, I hardly talk and not too many people know me in the area, my schedule was always from work to house everyday and indoor most times of the weekend..If not for football I doubt if anybody will know me in the area.
I dressed to my finest and walk through my street to like three other street, who was coming out of a shop?the lady that came in the morning to preach for me but she was putting on another cloth this time around but still almost the same way she dressed in the morning….she was walking towards my side and my mind quickly flashed on what my guy said in the morning…..this babe was naturally endowed…….fully packed. I didn’t let her walk pass me before saying hello
Me: Good afternoon sister
Lady:Good afternoon sir (trying to walk away immediately)
Me:Sorry oooo sister, I was the one you came to preach for at the other street this morning
“she stopped and look back with a smile”
Me: You, remembered? Drinking with some of my guys early in the morning
Lady:ohk…Good afternoon Sir….”walk a bit towards her before she decide to walk away again”
Me:My name is snakie
Me:Nice meeting you
Debby:It’s a pleasure
Me:Thanks so much for coming by this morning, your discussion was an eye opener and reading through the pamphlet today says a lot to me (I read anytyn)
Debby:that’s good to hear brother snakie
Me:Do you stay around here……….
Debby:No ooooo……….our meeting point is just down the street, that’s where we usually meet before going for evangelism
Me:I guess as much cos have never seen this face before in this area (How many face wey I no)
Me:whats sister debby doing aside from evangelism
Debby:am a student in the State uni here
Me:u don’t mean it …..greatest **********
Me:what course are you studying………………
Debby: Banking and Finance 300level
Me:You can imagine….I graduated from that department 3yrs ago, I guess u must be in 100level then or just gain admission (Me, banking and finance? Dem no dey share dog laps give an imam now)….though I graduated from that same faculty (FMS) definitely not Banking and finance but as a FMS student that knows the happenings in the faculty, I knew every bit of things in that faculty…….
Me:What of Dr Oyesanmi, is he still that same strict lecturer
Debby: Yes ooooo………..still the same way ooo
Me:Hey yah….i was his boy way back then and he was my supervisor
Debby:ehn ehn………………I even gave him 3 topics for my project but he rejected all that I should go and bring another ones and if I didn’t come up with any, he will give me one….
Me:Don’t allow him to give you any oooo cos the materials might be scarce
Debby:That’s what people are saying oooo
Me:I have some very good topics at home with the materials that you can use, maybe you should give me your number lemme text them to you and if he accepted any one of them, you can come and pick all the materials………….
Debby:Waoh…I will so much appreciate that, thanks so much………….
Handed my phone over to her to type her number then dialed it immediately to be sure it wasn’t a wrong number…………….(STEP ONE, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED)